DICK CHENEY BLEW UP!?!

Yesterday, while a crazy idiot threw a hot dog at Dick Cheney, He blew up!The hot dog has been taken into costody. The hot dog said that he would do it again! Later , Osama Bin Laden showed up and killed everyone.

Picture of  HOT DOG^

                             GEORGE BUSH ATE POOP

George Bush yesterday was challenged by ,world poop eating champion,Joebob Mcfartenheimer, to a poop eating jamborie.Now poop eaters all over the world respect him.    

                    JOHN KERRY FOUND DEAD!

 Yesterday rebels say that John Kerry blows. Senator Arnold Shuartsneggar Said,"Ve all no zat Zhohn Kally bloos!" Days later John Kerry was found dead in his room!Rebels were running stupidly outside the town hall of New York.After ,George Bush joined them.

Picture of him saying his mom was a horse

FUTURAMA RULEZ!!!

BRAINS SUCK!!!

GO BENDER!!!!!

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